~BeyondRedMidnight

If I were a month I would be:
December, cause its hot

If I were a day of the week I would be:
Thursday

If I were a time of day I would be:
9pm

If I were a planet I would be:
Neptune or Jupiter

If I were a sea animal I would be:
A Giant Squid

If I were a direction I would be:
North

If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
A bed... I get lots of ACTION

If I were a sin I would be:
Evil...lol

If I were a historical figure I would be:
Hitler

If I were a liquid I would be:
Alcohol

If I were a tree I would be:
Weeping Willow

If I were a flower/plant I would be:
Venus Fly Trap

If I were a kind of weather I would be:
Stormy

If I were a musical instrument I would be:
Electric Guitar

If I were an animal I would be:
A bat or a Panda or a Moose or a horse

If I were a color I would be:
Green

If I were a vegetable I would be:
Pumpkin

If I were a sound I would be:
Metal Music

If I were an element I would be:
Fire

If I were a car I would be:
A tank

If I were a song I would be:
Anything Metal

If I were a movie I would be directed by:
YOUR MUM

If I were a book I would be written by:
YOUR MUM

If I were a food I would be:
lasangea

If I were a place I would be:
Germany

If I were a material I would be:
Rough and tattered

If I were a taste I would be:
Sweet And bitter

If I were a scent I would be:
Light

If I were a word I would be:
STFU

If I were an object I would be:
A Painting or a Photograph

If I were a body part I would be:
Eyes

If I were a facial expression I would be:
Angry and Sad

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Jack Skellingon

If I were a shape I would be a:
Square

If I were a number I would be:
44